Where are you? The customer is calling asking why you have not arrived to their home.

I just sat down to eat dinner with my family.  I am not working anymore today!

I had to go pee.

I had to go take a dump.

I had to eat.

I'm eating so I should be there in a few minutes.

I'm sitting in a drive through, I should be out of here anytime now.

I had to get gas.

I'm in the customers neighborhood. Tell them I'll be there in 5 --- Why is it that they are always in the neighorhood when you call them!

I got lost --- Sure you did.  I guess that the batteries in the GPS died? Come on!

I took the wrong freeway

I got stuck in traffic

The freeways are closed and I had to take detours

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