I am gathering the input of others.  Submit your excuse now! I will not use your personal information, just your excuse!

Some of the excuses submitted so far:

• Please excuse me from work today. I'm having reverse sexual reassignment surgery. The first one didn't take, so I've given up and decided to stay being a dude.
• Possible food poison/with fever
• Death in the Family
• Blah blah blah
• Was seen in our office on this day, and will return to school on this day

 Read my employee excuses! Click here!